A little fun about dinosaurs
Q: Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
A: Because they can't afford new ones!
Q: What did Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom!
Q: What’s the best way to talk to a Velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
Q: Why did the T. Rex cross the road?
A1: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet!
A2: Because it was chasing a chicken.
A3: Because it was being chased by a chicken.
A4: Because it thought it was a chicken.
Q: How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?
A: "Tea, Rex?"
Q. What was 30 feet long, had a two-foot-long beak, and left crumbs all over the mattress?
A. Pretzelcoatlus!
Q: What do you call a blind Majungatholus?
A: Doyathinkhesaurus?
Q. What do you call a blind Majungatholus' dog?
A. Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex.
Q: What’s better than a talking Vulcanodon?
A. A spelling bee!
Person 1: I keep seeing Pteranodons with orange polka dots.
Person 2: Have you seen an eye doctor yet?
Person 1: No, just Pteranodons with orange polka dots.
Q: How can you tell there's an Allosaurus in your bed?
A: By the bright red "A" on its pajamas.
Q: How can you tell there's a Stegosaurus in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't close!
Q: What family does Shantungosaurus belong to?
A. I don't know. I don't think any family in our neighborhood owns one!
Child 1: Hey, who stepped on your foot?
Child 2: Well, did you see that Gorgosaurus over there?
Child 1: Yes.
Child 2: Well, I didn't!
Q: What has a prominent head crest, a duck-like bill, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Maiasaura on roller skates!
Q: Why did carnivorous dinosaurs eat raw meat?
A: Because they didn't know how to barbecue!
Q: Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
A: Because they can't afford new ones!
Q: What did Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom!
Q: What’s the best way to talk to a Velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
Q: Why did the T. Rex cross the road?
A1: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet!
A2: Because it was chasing a chicken.
A3: Because it was being chased by a chicken.
A4: Because it thought it was a chicken.
Q: How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?
A: "Tea, Rex?"
Q. What was 30 feet long, had a two-foot-long beak, and left crumbs all over the mattress?
A. Pretzelcoatlus!
Q: What do you call a blind Majungatholus?
A: Doyathinkhesaurus?
Q. What do you call a blind Majungatholus' dog?
A. Doyouthinkhesaurus Rex.
Q: What’s better than a talking Vulcanodon?
A. A spelling bee!
Person 1: I keep seeing Pteranodons with orange polka dots.
Person 2: Have you seen an eye doctor yet?
Person 1: No, just Pteranodons with orange polka dots.
Q: How can you tell there's an Allosaurus in your bed?
A: By the bright red "A" on its pajamas.
Q: How can you tell there's a Stegosaurus in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't close!
Q: What family does Shantungosaurus belong to?
A. I don't know. I don't think any family in our neighborhood owns one!
Child 1: Hey, who stepped on your foot?
Child 2: Well, did you see that Gorgosaurus over there?
Child 1: Yes.
Child 2: Well, I didn't!
Q: What has a prominent head crest, a duck-like bill, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Maiasaura on roller skates!
Q: Why did carnivorous dinosaurs eat raw meat?
A: Because they didn't know how to barbecue!
Q:Why do Tyrannosaurus like to eat snowmen?
A:.Because they melt in their mouths.
A:.Because they melt in their mouths.
A:What's huge and bumps in to mountains?
Q: Brachiosaurus playing blind mans buff!
Q: Brachiosaurus playing blind mans buff!
Q:What do you call a dinosaur with no head.?
A: Neckosaurus
A: Neckosaurus
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